Celebrities that snort the coke

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Here, for your perusal, is the first of an ongoing feature about my favourite celebrities who are more than accustomed with the llelo. Warning – this may shock and appall.

Winona Ryder – The doe-eyed, ‘take-her-and-break-her’, klepto that is Winona Ryder famously blew half the budget of an independent arty-shit film company leading the cast and crew on a weekend-long, coke-fuelled binge. The CEO of YellowLorryRedLorry productions was quoted as being so mad that he was “beside himself”.

James Earl Jones – Dark Lord of the Sith/Simba’s dad/Mountain King, began his career as a drug-peddling sex poppet for the executives of Universal Studios. Rumour has it that George Lucas used to make the respected actor snort five skittle-bags full of coke to get the correct Darth Vader tone to his voice.

To be continued…