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1. Where else will you find the latest midget news from the former Soviet Bloc? Did you know that when masonry was becoming scarce during the latter stages of the Soviet Union, midgets were forcibly dressed in silly costumes and employed as gargoyles to decorate important buildings? Strange but true. Read more about midgets here!
2. More tit per square inch than you would legitimately expect from such a respectable website. If you are too indecisive to decide whether to ‘fuck or chuck’, don’t like Supergirl (stop reading my site now), or can’t stand seeing Hayden Panettiere in a bikini, feel free to be tastefully titillated with the official Crunkfish A-Z of DeviantArt – it’s like soft-core for art-lovers!
3. What would happen if the British government introduced homosexual police officers into high youth crime areas in an attempt to ’straighten’ the yobs out? Stop your pointless pondering now and find out. Only top news like this makes it onto the pages of Crunkfish. Read more news!
4. Read Crunkfish to support a victim of foul right-wing censorship! Read about my hyperbolic encounter with the Daily Mail modera-nazis, after I try and tell hate-mongering arch-cunt Richard Littlejohn what I think of him. Read more from the only blogger to call Richard Littlejohn an obnoxious, gay, butt-munching, cock-stroking sperm-dumpster!
5. While most bloggers who devolve into rants are either functionally illiterate or distressingly controlled, Crunkfish lives up to the dream of Crunk-blogging by occupying that g-spot of pointless ramblings found in the middle. With a greater rant to word ratio than anywhere else on the infoweb, lose yourself in my thoughts on film and emerge as either a shipwrecked victim on the shores of grammatical error, or an elucidated fellow crunker ready to spread the philosophical dream! Get Crunk on film by clicking here!
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