Emo-kids under attack! Wear extra-strong styling wax…

The number of visits I regularly get from people searching for Emobucket must number in the “more than I could ever be bothered to check”. Therefore, I’m assuming my readership is keen to hear the latest in Emo news.

Sadly, my teenage fans of skinny jeans, sweepy hair, skewed photos, and sobbing into your scarred wrists while listening to My Chemical Romance, you have further reason to sulk in the corner and glare at your cat – your kind is under attack.

BoingBoing spills the details about tribes of youths scouring the streets of Mexico City for Emo-prey to maim, destroy and (presumably) mess up their hair. Apparently the attack in the capital that I could be bothered to mention was not the first nor the last anti-Emo riot seen in Mexico. Says one of the rioters:

“I HATE EMOS!!! They are not even people, they are so stupid, they cry over meaningless things… My school is infested with them, I want to kill them all.”

And people wonder why these Emo kids despair with the world?

Cardboard Tron better than spending the next 2 minutes looking for pron

You’ve got nothing better to do. Watch this remake of the race scene from Tron using cardboard. Why didn’t I do that?! Because I’m a lazy fuck.

Source…the incomparable About:blank

Right-wingers slam left-wing media – world continues to turn

The British blogosphere’s most-renowned, right-wing opinion-thruster pithily directs his pointed musings towards the left-wing media with all the subtlety, nous, and scathe of a proper cock.

It wasn’t Iain Dale, however, who snagged my attention enough to warrant a rare emergence from my life-sustaining biosphere and caused me to head to my local Starbucks to get wireless access and post this pointless tirade – it was this needlessly long comment from someone called Geezer:

“Journos are usually the work-shy, couldn’t/wouldn’t do a proper job, type of a person.
Therefore, the work mindset matches a left-wing political mindset perfectly.
Well-educated, right of centre, types are more likely to seek a stable career option, rather than the flaky media world. The media is also the type of industry that allows people to immerse themselves in it, as a lifestyle choice and not just a job or career. So a cloud-cuckoo land, never grown out of being a student, type leftie, will be able to cut themselves off from the reality of ordinary life and surround themselves with like-minded people who talk the same bollocks all the time. A real world job, would give ‘em a nasty shock and force them to grow-up. So instead they choose to produce output for the mass-media and tell everyone what they think they should be thinking, instead of actually empathising with their audience and talking about stuff that they are actually thinking about. (BBC do this, most noticeably)

It is also a very popular profession for would-be politicos (who don’t want the bother of getting elected) to get unelected influence, possibly more influential than the elected politicians, but without the public throwing them out when they’ve had enough.
The left have been dependent on that type of cultural revolution and insidious messaging for decades, as they struggle electorally (unless the lie through their teeth like NuLab).
Your average Oxbridge Lefty (if not going into politics or the public sector) will want to get into some part of the media, The BBC is always very popular with them, and because they have been so successful in getting into the media, lots more get recruited deliberately by these people, to keep the purity of thought within these organisations. So you get a dominance of the left in the mass media and news. Although we have a supposedly right-wing dominated national press in this country, they have been very happy to tell people to vote Labour for the past three elections and be conduits of Labour spin. I know it is the wishes of the proprietors, that govern editorial bias, but Labour’s courting of the media, seemed so effortless.
I very much doubt if there are many genuine big C conservatives in the national news media. The likes if Hitchens and Janet Daley, for example have left-wing backgrounds, yet claim to be the voice of conservative Britain. Funny, I know plenty of conservatives, and none of them has ever flirted with left-wing politics!
An industry where there is so much job insecurity, is going to breed snivelling crack-whores, who don’t mind who they work for or what they produce, as long as it keeps them employed and in the public eye. Most Journos at the Daily Mail, would probably much prefer to be working at the Guardian.”

He used the term snivelling crack-whores! I don’t know whether I love this guy for his creatively vitriolic and defiantly crunkish prose, or to hate him for being an ignorant cunt.

Midget RealDoll in high demand, makers feel short-changed

Abyss Creations, purveyor of the aesthetically realistic, replacement sexual partner, the RealDoll, has recently revealed in an interview with adult entertainment blog, Fleshbot, that an unprecedented number of orders for midget versions of its products are threatening to undercut the business.

Abyss Creations PR Manager, Tamlin Howes, was speaking to the editor of the website “where sex, porn, and the web collide” about new technologies used in the creation of the RealDoll, when he made the following surprising statement:

“I don’t know why, but within the past few months we’ve had literally dozens of requests for miniature versions of our girls… not tiny, like a Barbie doll, I’d say most of the customers are asking for two-thirds-sized versions.”

The company behind the infamous RealDolls prides itself on tailoring its models to suit customer’s individual tastes. The dolls are available with 16 interchangeable female faces and 10 body types – though even the most minor details, such as fingernail colour and even tan lines, can be specifically selected by the buyer.

Such freedom of choice comes at a cost, however, and the basic RealDoll will set you back around $7,000. In fact, Howes is starting to believe that it’s price that is driving the demand for the diminutive dolls:

“At first I just assumed some midgets wanted a piece of the action! Of course, we had no objection with tailoring the dolls to suit their personal requirements – each RealDoll is individually produced and I thought it was interesting that they wanted to spend time with a model of equal stature.”

He continued…

“The majority of orders were for regularly proportioned girls that had merely been downsized, in most areas at least – the breasts were still expected to be suitably large, which led to some very odd looking creatures! Interestingly though, we have had a number of customers requiring dwarf-scale proportions – y’know; tiny legs, huge head and that.”

Finishing with…

“Without really considering the repercussions, we sold the ‘midget’ dolls at a lower price. It wasn’t long before we were flooded with orders asking for girls that were under four-feet tall!”

Unfortunately for Howes and the rest of Abyss Creations, the costs involved in making the smaller-than-average dolls were not as low as they expected and, if the deluge of orders continues, they will begin recording a loss before the end of the second quarter.

The problem, according to Howes, is that requests for the midget models appear to be replacing orders for the regular-sized versions. There is a suspicion that news about the discount price has spread via word of mouth, but no evidence of such conversation could be found on the internet. All in all, it is a bit of a mystery how this craze has arrived so unexpectedly, but one thing’s for sure – some men are so desperate to get fucking a vaguely-lifelike, inanimate lump of polymer without breaking the bank, that they’ll stick their cocks into a Cuddle-Me Elmo with tits if it was easily washable.

The PR Manager said that the company will monitor the trend over the coming weeks and may be forced to stop selling its products at the lower rate before the end of the month. If you’re in the market for getting all five of Girls Aloud in RealDoll format, now may be the time…

A Deviant’s A-Z of DeviantArt – Part 4

Topping the list of “features that I haven’t grown bored with moments after posting the first installment”, A Deviant’s A-Z of DeviantArt hits part four – covering the letters J, K and L.

I noticed a while ago that any ordinary search term used on DeviantArt will invariably give you in at least one semi-naked (or, at least, reasonably attractive) woman on the first page of results. I thought I’d share this with you.

J is for Job

It’s a Dirty Job by fetus0nthebeat

K is for Knife

I Did Not Mean It by darkgoth

L is for Lolly

Lollipop Love 5 by Cutiecat