Celeb almaga-freak turns me on

I’ve been bugging Aviary for months to let me become one of the privileged few allowed to beta test their highly appealing set of online apps that promises to be a web-based version of Adobe’s CS3 collection of creative products. Unfortunately, my requests have been steadfastly denied and I’m left using Paint to make a consistent stream of fake nudes of my mate’s mum.

Regardless, Aviary are updating their company blog with examples of the impressive possibilities the apps offer. One of the examples shown is a mash-up of celebrity faces to build the ‘hottest’ celeb of them all.

The picture below is an almalgamation of Catherine Zeta-Jones, Keira Knightly, Angelina Jolie and Charlize Theron. Fuck or chuck, readers? And don’t you think the result looks a bit like the TX-girl from Terminator 3?

While I’d still love a whack with those Aviary tools, celebrity mash-ups bore me. So, until some clever folks can mix the personalities of famous people – resulting in the uber-tasty Cheryl Tweedy being injected with the personality of super-slut Paris Hilton – I’m going back to Paint…