A Safe For Work Porn Solution

This is what porn would look like if it was sketched on the pavement by Dick Van Dyke doing a poor impression of some sort of London-dwelling Australian. Mary Poppins reference, anyone? Y’know, when Julie Andrews and the kids dive in and experience that supercalafragelisticexpialadocious blend of animation and real-life? I guess that’s not a cool comparison to make. Still, at least I didn’t mention Diagnosis Murder. Oh, bollocks. Did you know that was actually Dick Van Dyke’s son in that series? Did you care?

Sorry if this post is a bit of a mess. I’m trying really hard. Emo-child Megatron reliably informed me that I suck and should eat balls, so I’m making a real effort to not suck and eat something cool. Like bagels. Though I guess they’re kinda so 2007 or something. Megatron would know what’s cool to eat. He probably doesn’t even eat he’s so down with it. He simply draws sustenance from the whirling maelstrom of feeling that constantly threatens to overwhelm his sense of being. Carving ISOL8D into his forearm with a compass is his pie and mash. I just wish his parents understood him like Bert McCracken does.

Anyways, here’s the video:

Via – Geekologie