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Things that are “a luxury, not a right” (according to the Blogosphere)

October 27, 2011crunkfish Leave a comment

(Digging through the Crunkfish archive of ‘almost-articles’, I found this – originally drafted a year or so ago. Can’t imagine why I never posted it before. The level of insightful pointlessness is perfect for this blog)

The wisdom of the blogosphere tells us that the following are luxuries, not rights…

Disposable diapers

Comics

Toes

Live Venues

Friendships

Weekends

Flasks

Events

Health Insurance and candy bars

Side towels

Niche Artistic Markets

Lights on a soccer field

Safer transportation routes

Helmet deposit stalls

Education

The high interactivity of this site

Seeing an R-rated film in a cinema

Uptime on Facebook

Protection against someone calling you anything

Manga

3D TVs

Entertainment

“My trust”

Music

“Me time and blah blah blah”

Privacy

Buying your own home

Baseball

“Being obesity”

Job choice

Everything other than having character of Jesus formed in us and building house of God

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