Tricia Helfer from Battlestar Galactica by BurnComics

Check out this fantastic image by BurnComics on the ConceptArt forums…

And how does this compare to the real deal?

So, which one to fuck and which one to chuck? Either way, nice work there Burn Comics.

The Absent Girlfriend Wankathon – Day Two – The Real Hustle’s Jess

Day Two – An Unexpected Wank

I was quite surprised to discover that BBC3’s The Real Hustle has a rather tasty looking tartlet standing amongst the cockish presenters. A quick Google search uncovered that she is, in fact, called Jessica-Jane Clement and isn’t a con artist at all – what a con! She’s actually a glamour model who gets naked for money…whoop!

Anyway, today’s furiously lonely masturbatory aid is Jess from The Real Hustle.

More pictures of Jess in various states of inappropriate dress here…

The Absent Girlfriend Wankathon – Day One (sorta) – Welsh girl, Great Boobs

Yup, the girlfriend has disappeared back home to see her family for a week, leaving me to wallow in my own filth. Seriously. I don’t know how it’s possible but within hours of her jetting off, the flat had transformed into a fetid hive of destruction. How does she so silently maintain this sort of discipline? Oh, the ways of the woman are mysterious and who am I to question the nature of our universe?

Rather than question the universe, I’m going to do what every man in my position would do – ferociously wank until she returns.

[Note to any women reading this, if your boyfriend or husband says he doesn't grease the soapy sailor while you're away, he's lying]

So we have a wankathon, very literally on our hands – and I thought I should share this with you.

Oh, I should say that my girlfriend left on Saturday, so I should have begun with day one yesterday but was distracted by watching the entire Back to the Future trilogy back-to-back for six hours. Totally worth it. This simply means that I’ll have to post twice today…

Day One – A Sentimental Wank

My first go on the wankathon is harking back to an earlier time when I had an infatuation with a certain Welsh bird with great boobs. She’s got pregnant since then but, as far as I’m aware, she’s no less Welsh and probably a bit more booby, so I’m keeping my options open.

Office girl webcam – tasty totty types temptingly EXCLUSIVE!

Tune in to the office girl’s live webcam by clicking on this link and then feeling guilty for doing so.

So then…fuck or chuck?