Just because you’ve caught the sniffles, that’s no reason to sit around all day playing World of Rapecraft on your ASBOx – put down the offensive peripheral and get creative by re-enacting your favourite movie scenes.
Following on from the Indiana Jones theme, here’s how to relive that most gruesome of moments from Raiders of the Lost Ark when the casket is finally opened and the raw power of God melts the anti-semitic faces of those pesky, Nazi relic-thieves. What’s more, you can play the scene from the role of the Nazis! Yay!
Simply grab a bowl, half-fill with boiling water, and add a liberal helping of Olbas oil. Sit in a comfortable position and place your face directly over the bowl. Heap a towel over your head, ensuring no fresh air can enter your self-contained vacuum of opressive heat and natural aromas. Within seconds your face will feel as though you’re Major Toht feeling the wrath of the almighty.
