Contra fucking p0wns you pussy

Contra

Speaking of videogames and awesome things from the 80s… Contra, the world’s most explosively mental shoot-em-up from a time when shoot-em-ups were actually good and never wasted time developing a plot, returns to your life on the Nintendo DS. Check out the no-holds barred website that gives you a healthy, nostalgic-driven ball-kicking.

The Nintendo DS is confirming its position as a must-have gaming system and shows how the support of developers truly makes or breaks a console. Fingers crossed the little handheld’s popularity doesn’t lead to the vast amounts of uninspired tripe that made me tire of the Playstation One & 2. Maybe we should petition for a limit on the number of “one girl and her horse” games that are released?

In the meantime, I’m going to whoop my girlfriend’s ass playing Worms again. Ace.

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