Admittedly, my previous post highlighting the subtle differences between Swedish and British nightclubs painted a very poor image of the quality of ‘talent’ in Newcastle. Fortunately, Geordie ex-pat Jafabrit leapt to the rescue of her fellow Byker Grovers and posted a link to some cute ‘lasses’ – seen here. While I was still unwilling to admit that these ladies quite matched the charms of the scandinavian sirens, I was keen to explore the matter further which led me on a quick tour of the site Jafabrit linked to.
That’s where I found Dusk Night Club’s Babe and Hunk of the Month photos. Unfortunately, the contest ended in October 2006 (most likely due to that month’s babe clutching a bottle of what looks like Smirnoff Ice and clearly being about fifteen), and I felt it my duty to honour Dusk’s noble initiative and mock the seemingly abitrary winners on my blog. Here goes…
I refer you to this article…
Hunk – October 2006
Why that guy? Why? It seriously boggles the mind…
Babe – April 2006
Now, I actually think this girl is very attractive. Unfortunately, I think the guy behind her does as well. Euww….
Hunk – September 2006
No, this is what cool looks like:
You’re what a twat looks like.
Babe – August 2006
Sure, if my tits were spilling out and I was about to fellate a truncheon, I’d probably win babe of the month too. Look at the poor miserable wretches in the background. They should hook up. If anyone knows those two, let’s get them together!
Hunk – March 2006
This guy is clearly a pro. He’s obviously won hunk competitions all over the place – from Newcastle to Durham. He’s so used to the attention that he barely stops to pose before moving on to date-rape his next target. My hero.