What’s black, white and has a vagina? The US presidential race of course! (part two – Hillary Clinton)

Belatedly continuing my ongoing series detailing the three potential candidates for the next US presidency, it is the turn of Hillary ‘Insert stereotypically tenacious creature here” Clinton – aka The First Female President, Question Mark – to receive my disinterested appraisal.

Despite repeatedly being victim to resounding losses, Mrs. Clinton has continued to campaign with all the vigour of someone who clearly doesn’t give a fuck about public opinion – exactly the type of person America is used to voting into office. Despite this apparent advantage, the senate’s most fistable lady of a certain age still seems to be struggling to be heard. Maybe it’s because her accusations that the media ‘has it in for her’ are true, or maybe it’s because she’s a woman? But maybe it’s simply down to the fact that she’s a bit of a twat whose website is littered with pictures like the one below.

Hillary Clinton primed for some photoshopped porn action

On a side note, I always found it interesting how famous American women are praised when they stand by their spouses after they’ve been found to be cheating bastards. I’m sure it’ll be the same in the UK, but I can’t help but think that, in a perfect world, they’d be encouraged to beat the sleazy fuckwits in the groin with a weight that corresponds with their own ego. Oh, Dante how much I could teach you about sweet irony…

Regardless, Clinton is the woman I would vote for if I could. I can’t help but feel that the inevitable lack of any meaningful change after her victory would be far less disappointing than if her fresher-faced competitor should win. It’s a moot point, however, as the entire buzz around this Obama/Clinton face-off is largely driven by the excitement felt by the Democrats for a contest they can’t help but win. At the end of the day, if the average American is faced with a choice between a black man and a strong woman, they’ll chose a gun.


3 thoughts on “What’s black, white and has a vagina? The US presidential race of course! (part two – Hillary Clinton)

  1. Sorry to break it to ya, but the Dems are imploding over here and will lose in November to John McCain. On a brighter note, I love the British witticisms you use like “sleazy fuckwits”.

  2. Hey Dude! Don’t pre-empt my final post about John McCain when I wrap this whole affair up with further classic British witticisms and issue my final view on what’s going to happen when the big vote comes.

    For example, I don’t think I’d use the term ‘implode’ to describe the Democrats. Maybe i’d say, soak discreetly into the background like a urine stain on your pants.

    I have no political allegiance in this mess. I’m British, I’m European and I’m a young, arrogant, creative buffoon! Even your most lefty politicians I would consider too conservative!

  3. Oh, and I read your blog up until the point where you said that Karl Rove is a ‘good man’. Then I uncontrollably vomited onto my laptop.

    You owe me a new computer, buddy.

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